Is there such a thing as a wrong way to eat chocolate?

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The thought popped into my head whilst brushing my teeth tonight. Is there??

Yes I knew someone who sucked a bar of chocolate rather than biting it or breaking bits off!

Yes, watching my dad unwrap a kitkat and just bite into it, without breaking each finger off... haha

DH gets it wrong. He eats half a regular Snickers then wraps the rest up to save for another day

A KitKat yes there is definitely a wrong way. You should break the sticks off and eat them, not just bite into the bar because that is totally wrong.

Other bars, I think most ways are ok but if there are squares you should really break them off and eat them and not just bite into the bar.

if there are squares you should really break them off and eat them and not just bite into the bar.

This ^^. I agree with this.

I have to have a very hot cup of coffee with my chocolate, but I have recently read somewhere that this is bad for you.

yes: straight out of the fridge
Ideally chocolate should be eaten after a spell on the car dashboard on a sunny day - just about ready to melt.

Yeh - nibbling. Like my sister and little old ladies do. If you have a chocolate out of a box, you don't need to bite it in half (or even less, jesus). Just pop it in. Or eating a square of chocolate by sort of grating it with your front teeth. NO.

Agree with PP that chocolate can't be eaten straight from the fridge. That is wrong.

I eat a mars bar oddly. I eat all the nougat first then save the caramel for last. Yum.

Yes that is ok, I do the same with a double decker. All ok.
But you really should break off chocolate that has been designed to be broken, and only suck chocolate that is in your mouth.