Rhubarb must go to the ball...please read

[katierocket]

(hope you don't mind Rhubarb but you have to go)Please read this fellow MNetters.

ANyone in London that can help?
here

I have posted a msg inviting her to stay with us in Hackney.

oh, sorry dinosaur - getting carried away with myself!

everyone should read the thread anyway cos she's so clever!

I agree everyone should read the thread to see what a cool cat Rhubarb is! Just don't want you lot from the provinces thinking we Londoners are cold and heartless and unfeeling!

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Can I help at all? I live in Ickenahm (on the tube). I can babysit or hold your hand Rhubarb!

Doh, that should say Ickenham! I should add that am feeliong all broody so would love to have a small baby to cuddle again!

WEll done Rhubarb: Brilliant!

FAB! Rhubarb .... Looks like it's all coming together.
How do we get hold of a copy of your story ???

LOL!!! I've got a big grin on my face now! I shall simply have to go, shan't I?
Girly - mine is not a small baby anymore I'm afraid, he was 17lb at his last weigh-in 3 weeks ago! I reckon he's about 20lb now and is into clothes for 6-9 months, not bad for a 4 month old! Must be all that breastmilk!

And you don't really want to read my story, believe me you don't! I wrote it when I was very pregnant and not very happy. I have no idea how I'm going to be able to read it out in front of all these arty people. It's a conversation killer!

But by hook or by crook I shall go to the ball! And should anyone care to join me, click here and subscribe (free) 'cause then your tickets will cost only £2 and you can all holler and whistle when I come on!