Mirage & Jajas' house of hell,feel free to contribute your design ideas

[Mirage]

Welcome to our house of hell.Please feel free to suggest how it should look,interior decorations,ornaments,furniture,whatever tasteless tat you can come up with.
We already have;
Dusty potpourri
Knitted lady loo roll cover,
onyx table with rococco gilt legs
elephant scrotum sofa in mint green.

Will have to go back & check what else.

ornamental plates & figurines
swarvoski crystal ornaments
mahogany veneer cabinet to display them in.

horse brasses
venetian blinds
huge framed wedding pictures

large china leopards by the front door.
swirly carpets.
a bar in the living room.
an avacado green bathroon suite with gold taps

A hand-made tapestry depicting the concorde hanging over the wall by the sofa

That painting of a Spanish lady crying

Use the word 'painting' loosely of course

Plus freestanding ashtray

plates with Royal Wedding on

ashtrays on stands

redshoes cross posted

those really are hideous aren't they?

erm... a mock Tudor wooden wall with swords on

a sign in the toilet telling the men to "stand closer - it's shorter than you think"

'Tudor'-style mullioned window double glazing, stone cladding and UPVC/aluminium front door.
Gravestone chippings in front garden.
Capo di Monte figurines.
Beds with deeply padded and buttoned pink dralon headboards and matching floral duvet cover and curtains, plus built-in cupboards all over the room, including in a row over the bed.
btw love the concorde tapestry. Have you actually seen one?

Austrian blinds in peach.

And wallpaper in two different patterns with a third patterned border at dado height. A friend has this and the border is supposed to be a scroll but actually looks like doggy bones laid end to end.

Displayed collections of ANYTHING!

Shelves full of Readers Digest Condensed Books and back issues of National Geographic.

Needlepoint pictures in nasty gilt frames.

Carpet that looks as though it belongs in a pub.

Cushioned loo seats or the clear ones with weird plastic fish imbedded in them.

A three piece suite with huge pluffy cushions and exposed wood accents.

Reproduction advertising signs.

A mantlepiece with only a huge slab of marble in place of an opening for a fire of some sort. (I had one of these - I HATED it!).

A ceiling which has turned dark yellow from years of exposure to tobacco smoke.

I'll think of more...

fire surrounds with little cupboards for ornaments round the sides

failed attempts at minimalism, as if done by linda barker
candles in the fireplace
abuse of the colour beige
duvet cover with japanise letters

Dolls. Everywhere. Looking at you.

I had forgotten about ashtrays on stands! My granny used to have one. I thought it was very sophisticated. I think I will get one even though none of us smoke.

Dolls and teddy bears on 'display' rather than played with are horrible. bachelor houses that have loads of hifi stuff and black furniture, but a coloured duvet cover that never gets cleaned.