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my dd doesnt like me or the food i like

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estatemum · 15/09/2006 13:41

she wants is healthy organic food (rabbit food IMO). i took her to macdonalds for breakfast this morning as greasey joes wasnt open and she moaned and moaned the whole time. i mean what is wrong with the big breakfast they served there.i ate two portions myself. Then for lunch we had KFC, i offered her a corn on the cob but she refused saying they dont cook them properly and they are all mushy.

she also says she doesnt like my choice of dress, apparently velour tracksuits and lots of gold jewellery is soooo 90's and she wont be seen dead with me. I dont know whats gotton into her lately, she is even talking of going into further educatrion and says she wants to better herself as she doesnt want to live on council estates all her life. i think she needs a good kick up tyhe jacksey, there is nothing wrong with slumming it on benefits, at least you can sit in the pub all day if you wanted and not worry about work. of course i do supplement my income by selling knock off gear, but everyone does that round here. and i save on my fags by buying imported stuff, and get stuff on booze cruises.

anyway i am off to check the pizza menu for tonight, i may compromise and get her a veggie pizza.

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southeastastra · 15/09/2006 13:42

very good

Spagblog · 15/09/2006 13:43

What do you intend to achieve from this?

Yawn

sorrell · 15/09/2006 13:43

She'll be fine with a mother who uses the phrases 'I may compromise', 'supplement my income' and 'my choice of dress'. Beautiful spelling too.

Spagblog · 15/09/2006 13:48

Sorry, I think I have had a sense of humour failure today.
I am sure it is funny, but it seemed too contrived. Sorrell hit the nail on the head...You shud hav dun it txt spk if u wanted us 2 fall 4 it.

estatemum · 15/09/2006 13:49

but i dont have a mobile as i work on sex lines.

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bubblepop · 15/09/2006 14:25

yeah, right!

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