DH has christened the M and S food Adverts

[Blandmum]

Gastro- Porn

LOL

LOL!

According to DP Nigella is the queen of gastro-porn

ooh we call them 'pure food porn' here - until ds repeated the last word again and again. He did a little dance as well .

But they really are.

'These aren't just tomatoes, they are lush , ripe tomatoes that are just begging for it, the saucy little strumpets'

It not just cream. Its thick, gooey cream, spurting out all over your melons

i always have to lower the tone

It's a bunch of fecking ready meals, that's what it is!