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Twiglett · 23/08/2006 12:49

what is the point in being able to touch your nose with your tongue

eh?

yes franny and SenoraP .. I yam talking to you

guffaw

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iota · 23/08/2006 12:50

I don't know, but I can do it too

intergalacticwalrus · 23/08/2006 12:50

Yes me too.

jowen · 23/08/2006 12:50

never need a hanky.

Twiglett · 23/08/2006 15:33

snurk at jowen

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motherinferior · 23/08/2006 15:35

I can think of some really filthy uses but I wish I hadn't now, and want to scrub my mind out with Vim.

Twiglett · 23/08/2006 19:06

MI ....

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beansprout · 23/08/2006 19:08

MI, are you into nasal sex then?

FrannyandZooey · 24/08/2006 13:19

Twig let me assure you it is not just girls that like parts of themselves licked

Also useful for those moments when your ice cream is just about to drip down your front

sallystrawberry · 24/08/2006 13:21

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FrannyandZooey · 24/08/2006 13:25

well yes that is always a possibility

so they tell me

do you all not do tonguey things during fellatio, then? Have I been doing it wrong for years?

VeniVidiVickiQV · 24/08/2006 13:27

well, indeed, franny.....i'd say I was worried I was doing it wrong, but i've been assured many times that I'm not

FrannyandZooey · 24/08/2006 13:31

Oh. People normally cry and run away when I do it.

I've wondered whether it was a problem, before, then thought "nah".

sallystrawberry · 24/08/2006 13:31

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FrannyandZooey · 24/08/2006 13:32

Nope, sally, not at present, dp is sitting over the other side of the room right now.

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