Cappucino - wet your washing may be, but it's soft southern watter, not hard-core proper northern watter...
Actually, that reminds me, was at Scarborough at the weekend in a fish and chip caff. The waitress wanders over after our meal and asks if I want coffee. ''Can I have a decaf?'' I asked ''No, we've only Gold Blend'' she said, ''but it's dead nice''