Sign up here all those who forgot FF's birthday and wish to suck up posthumously

[suzywong]

Me

and me

why is she on a killing spree and getting anyone who didn't wish her happy birthday?

shes not dead is she?

something like that Twig
I'm bunging a box of maltesers in the post to cover my back

Maltesers wont cut it suzy wong, i'm going to hunt you down

I'm at the plasterers house shaking like a shitting dog.

A designers house?

Sorry i thought he was a porn star.

Boys aren't back till tomorrow.

No idea how the wedding went, i'm hoping on the Honeymoon he finds out she has a cock.

FF you now have to explain to my boys "what's funny, Mum?" aftermy reaction to that post.