OK, so the Bazuka on the mouth ulcer was one thing...

[bakedpotato]

(some may remember that not long ago DH mistook Bazuka for Bonjela and said, 'Wow, you can really feel it working')

But this weekend he came over all Dom God and threw out many many fresh spring onions

When I queried this, he said, 'They were really manky, they'd started to sprout'

Sigh

It may help to know that the only reason the Inferiorettes learned to put on their own knickers was that their father told me - in a tone of aggrieved selfrighteousness - that I should stop being so mean and buy them new pants that fitted.

Except he'd put their waists through leg-holes. Poor little things could hardly breathe.