Let's play Ignorant B******* Top Trumps - Bet I win today!!

[Moomin]

i'm driving to the local supermarket behind a 4-wheel drive jeep (1 point) with bull bar on the front (2 points) and two children aged about 4 and 6 standing up in the back with their arms round the driver's and passenger's seats (surely a bonus 10 points??). They pull into the supermarket ahead of me, park up in one of only 3 parent and baby spaces (3 points as all able-bodied and children not in pushchairs), mum gets out and goes into supermarket while dad and kids wait in p&b space with engine running (5 points).

Do I win?
Agreed, I have set the initial points system, but it's based on the mumsnet code of parental judgements and i think i've been pretty fair.
waddayathink?

ROFL

Think you are definatly a contender but did they buy sausage rolls?

yesterday tesco
man swears loudly as dd has tantrum 1 p
him and dp have no kids butin p&c space 1p
she drops rubbish 1p

sadly i lost the mum in the supermarket as I'm sure i could have scored bonus points on the contents of her basket. damn. however, she did look a lot like wifeswap lizzie, if that helps

nothercules, you're doing yourself down. it's at least 3 points for a parking space violation, maybe even 4 if there are no children whatsoever.

i think if no-one else calls it, yesterday's Top Trumper might be you. But I can't see anyone beating mine for today .....maybe even for the WHOLE WEEK....

any takers today?

Hmm I think we've possible earned several points ourselves today.

Just booked our hire car - Twin Cab 4x4 (1) with Bullbars (2). Plus my children are currently watching TV (1 point) eating biscuits as snacks (1) while I'm ignoring them while being on here (3 points?) I've also just been incredibly lazy and smoked a cigarette (5 surely just for smoking!) out of the window instead of going downstairs and outside (10? for smoking in the house where my children are??).

respect!