I'm having a fruit-related namechange for a bit

[whortleberry]

Anyone else fancy doing the same?

Sounds lovely Californifrau! Good look with the moving in! You will feel so much more settled.

Although you seem SO much happier since you moved to States - a total transformation!

No, not nearly fruity enough, Frau.

But brilliant news all the same.

No more hotel cookies though, for the boys

I saw some jam in Ikea recently made from Cloudberries - sounded lovely - maybe I will be that?

Done!

Mmmmmmmm.

Nobody knows who I am.

Or...they're ignoring me anyway.

I love MN

what is a whortleberry, anyway?

whay-hey Californifrau!

Sigh. that you again WelshBoris? What is the matter with you this week?

A whortleberry (she explains loftily) if otherwise known as a bilbery, blueberry, blaeberry, or huckleberry.

So the book could have been 'Whortleberry Finn'?

Yes Betty! Or blaeberry Finn - the Scottish version perhaps?

They could film it with Mel Gibson in the title role of Blaeberry

Och aye the noo!

No, not Boris. Although I now have the same initials, so perhaps I'll go and be rude about the Welsh.

Or slag off Bradley Walsh

No more MNers feeling fruity today?