Do you have chocolate? Ooooh I'd love some chocolate!

[sparkler1]

I need some chocolate now - to comfort me in my time of need. I feel I am being unfairly treated on MN. There must be rules about these situations. I am going to leave and am never coming back. What's happened to MN it used to be such a friendly place. .............

Actually I'm going to make a coffee and then I'll be back in five. No chance of me staying off here for long.

i have a lovely Cadbury salmonella flavoured bar. want some?

yum!

Sparkler, what has brought on this funny mood you are in? Is the weather too hot for you today?

buy a kit-kat and you could be stuck in a cupboard for a number of weeks with a load of miscreants, social outcasts and sub-humans?

oh no hang on - they've stoped selling those ones i think...

Sparkler,you are being a very good sport.

I'm bawling my eyes out here really!

OMG! You're not are you?

Sparkler??

Nah - I'm fine. Am PMSL laughing actually. I guess I deserved it really. I just ready my conservatory thread bag and realised I came across as very snobby. I'm not like that at all in RL - feeling a bit more than anything.

Thank goodness!
Would you like a peanut?(no chocolate)

today is special occasion - may post later when amshitfaced - today therefore my eldest son who is now a man and i have had a sneeky secret chocolate donut and i have bought exra cakies for later yum yumyum - i have an eclair.

I'll have a peanut!

Oh lovely many thanks