Calling MotherInferior or whoever SoupDragon recommended a Corgi plumber to

[SoupDragon]

Do you still have the number? I cant find it and have no hot water!

Hmmm... if it wasn't MI, who the hell was it??

I'm rubbish

Anyone remember...? I had to drive out past his house to get the number last time!

It was MotherPeculiar! Is she still around??

can't you warm it yourself with a little fire-breathing?

Is he on the Institute of Plumbers website?

here

Could do but it's tough to warm it when your in the shower at the moment we get 30seconds of hot water and then 30 of freezing cold.

Will look at website ta.

when YOU'RE in the shower

He's not there. I remember having this trouble finding him before when I'd lost his contact details. I put his number in my mobile phone. And then lost the phone.

(he's not on the CORGI site either)