Can I have "a small glass of wine with lunch"....

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... if lunch consists of two choclate biscuits, or is that just "drinking in the middle of the day"?

pmsl.

its a slippery slope

Through a bag of cheese and onion in as well and you can get away with it

You'll regret it come 7pm during the bedtime shift won't you?

(I speak from experience btw)

If I had something other than choc biccies in the house, then I would throw em in too

Surely by the bedtime shift when I have had "a small glass of wine with afternoon tea" and "a large glass of wine with dinner", I will be very mellow?

That's one word for it.