Can anyone pease translate this into IRISH for me???

[schnapps]

Hello

Is there anyone here who can translate the following sentence into Irish for me please?:

I cannot speak a single word of Irish

That's it! Don't ask lol!

I would be very grateful

Oi cannot spake a single ward av Oirish.

Nil aon gaeilge agam

Literal translation - I have no irish

PSML at flip flopper!

lol

eefs desperately trying to think of something awful to say in her limited Irish to pass off innocently to schnapps.

Thank you for the replies and LOL!!