If you were in a hotel room and in the next room a couple were having SEX with curtain open and lights on would you.......

[funny]

WATCH in the dark or would you close your curtains and window

So you couldn't hear or see them?

Watch. Did you?

Watch of course - they obviously want someone to.

Actually it was opposite so sort of straight outside my window

At brekkie this morning they weren't there

Yes I did watch and was pmsl when he got up and walked around the bed and stubbed his toe

Watch. And feel sleazy.

pmsl at stubbing his toe..ermm think I would watch but be peeing myself.

God I'd watch! And I'd probably try to get their attention by waving and shouting "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOOOOO, SMILE FOR THE CAMERA" out the window!!!!!!

I watched but found it really funny watching and listening to them cos my windows were wide open too

I was alone in the room and when I was talking to DH on the phone I said did he think I should put a note under their door

I was expecting them to be in brekkie this morning but it just had the coach load of pensioners that were staying there.

The hotel didn't have room service so they must have had brekkie after I had already left.

Weused to live on the quay right in the centre of town,and would see loads of people shagging after staggering out of pubs.

Got a bit boring after a while.
Used to wonder why most of the women settled for so little.....

watch with lights on and get the popcorn

Id have watched and taken notes

moon your life sounds great!

Watch and text everyone I knew at the same time.

Oh defo watch with popcorn What fun

No way would i watch - yeuch!!!!!! Seeing people have sex makes me want it so i would not!

Could've shouted pointers from the window. Could've recited from the Cunnilingus thread

or chanted
"go,go,go, go" to the rhythem until ejaculation upon screaming " whooohooo yay, whooooooooo" with round of applause

I am surprised none of you would knock smartly on the door to see if either party were
a) Catholic Priest
b) Magistrate
and tailor your response accordingly

and God help them if they were G-A-Y

Que?

Love the idea of giving them a round of applause and standing ovation when they climax!!!! ROFL!

I hope they were combining all three and having a rocking good time NaO .

I would try to humiliate them by yelling out of the window - "excuse me - could you just go over that bit again" and would ridicule them. I would feel a bit 'used' if I watched in silence - i.e. just an instrument to their sexual titillation (since clearly they get off on the voyeurism)...so would try and spoil the mood for them.

Well you did ask