ds coloured the inside of his ears in!

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thats it really...saw him with two biros..sticking one in each ear...thought nothing of it for a split second...then did a double take thing!

when i looked in his ears he had scribbled dangerously close to ...well his ear drums!!

and i was brought upon the ''dont put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear''maxim.

shudder.

Ds (3) taught my friend's dd that it's fun to colour your face in with blue felt tip yesterday. Her mum was quite shocked. Ds refused to come inside till he'd used the outside tap to try to remove the evidence. He's used to the reaction!

I know I shouldn't laugh - but that's got to be an all time classic MN thread title

oh god im laughing too........now,that is!