i saw this and thought of me

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what a cockin fantastic idea

pmsl!

i read that as a cocktastic fucking idea.....!

Have heard that companies like this are doing a roaring trade.
Brill idea.
Bet plenty of blokes are phoning too.

No, what's really brilliant is your inspired use of the word 'cockin'. My vocabulary just got bigger. Thanks.

cock 'n' roll Custy

No thank you. At times one hubby more than flesh and blood can stand.

Is this for real and not a wind up? Sounds like just what I need when DH is going to "do it later"

I saw one of their vans drive along our road teh other day....

forgot to tell MNland though

Cocktastic!

fab.

what's the smallest and most embarassing thing you would like done

Thats right you have found us. The only company in the UK that will do absolutly anything.

Obviously running on vodka........

Have just knocked a concrete post down in the garden, but need a man round to cut through the metal that was strengthening it inside, about 4mm diameter, but inpossible to cut.

Do they come and do bedtime stories?

Fantastic, I love the "Whats the smallest job you have done?
The smallest job to date has been to open a jar of pickles"

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Hey, fantastic. But how do they deal with the getting up 3 times a night to check for ghosts??!

I wonder how much they charge for the jar-opening

Surely cheaper and quicker to buy one of those jar-opening things

I'm thinking you could send one of those hunky geezers round to someone's house as a birthday gift to do a small and embarassing thing for them

Don't know about that, will ask his DW she is a reception Mummy.