Great Family Sayings ... continued

[spacedonkey]

I can't post on the archived thread so here's a new one.

My mum just came out with a saying my granny used to use:

"What's long and thin,
covered in skin,
red in parts,
and goes in tarts?"

Can you guess what it is?

rhubarb!

Rhubarb!!

mum was holding a stick of it when she said it!

Grat minds Martian!

If someone was a bit of a drip (esp a woman) my mother would always say, 'If you ever what to know what a Fart is like, it is just like her!'

oh I love these threads!