Oh Bugger. Unplanned Pregnancy in the Peahead Household...

[PrincessPeaHead]

....I think my standard poodle has been a VERRRRRY naughty girl

You Moo, I thought it was you.

you had me there

It IS serious though!
The only potential culprit is a Jack Russell (how???? and who will want the puppies? )
And I really don't need a litter of puppies in my life at the moment ta v much

oh PHEW

my god pph

haev your shoe sontoday

Oh a batch of Jack Prussells - or Jack Roodles? They'll be sweet, and terribly clever. If it were a few years down the line, I'd have one.

Which one?

OMG I really thought it was you you witch!!

psssst coddy, wanna poodle/jack russell puppy?
It is the Nood who has been a shameless hussy.
You owe it to me for copying me in the shoe dept. And you know ds2 would LOVE it...!

maybe the jack russell got her while she was sleeping (the dirty so and so)

can you get her ahem sorted by the vet or is she too far gone?

pmsl @ Jack Russel/Standard Poodle mix. Step ladder? Chair? Stood on a box? Snort!

What do you think the puppies would look like??

WHose is the jack russell?

OMG.. I thought there was another mini PPH on the way too.

Poodle and jack russell puppies will be very cute.
We'll have one, just don't tell my Dh

taking her to the vet but more for confirmation rather than anything else. I guess she must be 4 weeks. or it is a phantom. please, please let it be a phantom.

my suspicions were aroused when she didn't chase a ball I threw for her but sat there looking madonna-esque and smug.

LOL!

lol@ ball

god shell be doign acqua natal in your pool soon

jack russell is farm dog from next door (how COULD she!). He is, aptly, called MAGNUS

phnar phnar

SOLD! To LadyTophamHatt. Marvellous, that's one accounted for .

Shall I book her into the Portland?

sh shagged a farm dog

arf ar farf

....I'm so ashamed....

shell haev a "noodel and magnus" car sun screent hing made up for her ford wicked

God, I thought 'that was quick work'!

Shut up about shoes Cod - am getting quite cross now!

WHY couldn't she have found a nice, well bred labrador? Why? Why? Did I not bring her up right?

fast forward

labradors are dull
this was her bit fo ruff
he had tattoos

That's just mean - I thought it was you.

I really want a dog but since found out I'm pg again and DS only 14mths I need to wait.

But I REALLY want one , so don't post any pictures or I'll be tormented!