firstly went on vintage cars with dd and niece..attendant said will you put the seat belts on the children but dont bother with yours as no way will it fit YOU!!!!
second guy on train that gos all round park, when putting up robe barrier at side, said its not for your safety but i dont fancy having to deal with all dmage to track if you fall out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


im fat but not a heffer FGS..was very
and a bit 