Easy, fun quiz for male relatives staying with me this Passover and Easter. AND GOOD BLUMMIN RIDDANCE TO THE LOT OF YOU.
You're staying with your daughter and son-in-law, who've moved your 2yr old grandson out of his room to make way for you. How do you relax?
A. Don't smoke cigars in the room
B. Smoke cigars in the room
Your son-in-law is ill all weekend and your daughter has to sleep on the sofa. When do you go to your room at night, allowing her to get to sleep?
A. 10.30 pm or earlier
B. One am
At a big meal with your daughter's in-laws, how do you refer to your daughter's MIL Jane, an extremely cultured woman who grew up in a very poor family in Soho?
A. Jane
B. 'Eliza Doolittle'
When your son-in-law is leading the singing of a traditional Passover song, do you:
A. Listen and join in when you start to learn it
B. Attempt to drown it out by singing the Christian words you know to the same tune
All As: Come again. All Bs: IF YOU THINK YOUR COFFEE HAS A SMELL OF DRAIN CLEANER YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT
i feel better now