A fairy told a married couple:
"For being an exemplary married couple for 25 years I will give you a wish"
"I want to travel the around the world with my dearest husband" said the wife. The fairey moved her magic wand and abracadabra! 2 tickets appeared in her hand.
Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said.."Well this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So..I'm sorry, my love, but..my wish is..to have a wife 30 years younger than me".
The wife was deeply dissapointed but a wish was a wish.
The fairey made a circle with her magic wand and..abracadabra! the husband was suddenly 90 years old.
The moral of this story? Men are Ba$tards, but Faireys are females!!!