in a rush to pick dp up tonight, dd went on potty instead of toilet..when she stood up, potty plastic stuck to her bum and released itself in mid air..i went to clean up..didnt realised the sheer splatter of it and whoosh on by bum, legs in opposite directions arm in funny position behind me and sat smack bang in puddle!..what a day!..then 'still' had to drive 30 mile to pick up dp from work..its funny now
..but only when i dont move!