HELP! Ideas for a fancy dress outfit for tonight needed!!!

[elena2]

Dh and I are off to a fancy dress NYE party tonight, and we were going to go as the 118 guys (got your number!).

But we've now found out someone else is going as that and we need to think of something new FAST!!!!!

Can anyone come up with any (preferably humourous) ideas?
We don't mind looking like prats btw!!

DH and I went to a Royal one as Charles and Camilla. Simply involved a suit/fake ears (him) and an evening dress and a moose head (me).

Pinky and Perky?
Gin & Tonic?
Myra Hindley & Ian Brady (sorry, we were discussing having a serial killer party the other day, that's where that one came from!)

I went as a flasher once - wore black leotard, black tights and a dirty rain coat which I would open from time to time in a flasher style!

Not particularly inspired - but very easy to do

As its pantomime season you could do 'ugly sister' from Cinderella. Just need to wear some ill fitting / unflattering clothes, backcomb your hair and spray it in place in a messy haystack style, and apply OTT make up like red lipstick blotches on your checks, sky blue eye shadow all over the socket as well as the eyelids, lipstick that extends over the contours of your lips etc (you get the drift)

Someone suggested that dh went as the old 192 man with wild white hair and shorts and vest and a stick.

But that doesn't help me!

Well you could both go as ugly sisters - they come in pairs!

Yeah, I like that one, thanks hmc.

Will have to go and get dh a wig tho.

As for unflattering clothes, that's my whole wardrobe at the minute till I lose my post-childbirth weight!

At least as a genuine woman you will be the 'prettier' of the two ugly sisters!

Forgot to mention - you could try stuffing a cushion up the back of your skirt to give you an exaggerated big bum!