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lol, Peter said gobsh*te to his nurse.

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misdee · 20/03/2006 12:43

pmsl.

will explain more in a more.

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edam · 20/03/2006 12:44

had she been particularly irritating? Grin
He must be feeling better...

NomDePlume · 20/03/2006 12:45

or was he talking about that tw*t of a doc who was dishing out the helpful commments recently ?

misdee · 20/03/2006 12:49

he has soemthing called ob-site (thats what it sounds like anyway) over his non-adhesives dressings. its like a great big piece of clear sticky plastic. anyway one day i overheard him and thought he'd said gob shte so since them its stuck as a sort of private joke.

today his VAD nurse popped her head rund the door to ask what the district nurse would need for the dressings, Peter actually said Gobsh*te and not ob-site to her. she laughed, thank goodness (i was on the phone at the time).

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NomDePlume · 20/03/2006 12:50

lol. I know the stuff, is it a Colloid (sp) dressing, designed to make the wound heal extra quick and reduce scarring?

SPARKLER1 · 20/03/2006 12:50
Grin
misdee · 20/03/2006 12:51

no, its just something to keep the dressings in place. he is now moaning as the district nurse used 3 large packs instead ofr 3 small packs. its not been trimmed so he has a plastic coated belly and side lol.

its like clear sticky back plastic.

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NomDePlume · 20/03/2006 12:53

lol, like blue peter project Wink

SPARKLER1 · 20/03/2006 12:54

At least he'll have a lovely smooth body when they take it off - bit like wazing. Owwww!!!! Grin

SPARKLER1 · 20/03/2006 12:54

waxing even Blush

misdee · 20/03/2006 12:55

yeah lol.

so district nurses are trained. one more escorted visit to do ,then 5 more un-escorted then he may come home Grin

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SPARKLER1 · 20/03/2006 12:55

everything crossed for you guys. xx

SaintGeorge · 20/03/2006 12:57

Opsite - I used to work for Smith & Nephews who make the stuff. Funnily enough most of the guys on the production line were real gobsh*tes Grin

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