Tell us your specialist MN subjects here

[FrannyandZooey]

Idea pinched from HC on another thread:

"my specialised subjects on MN:
vulvae
Pete D "not a complete arse"
which mnetters listen to the Archers
the terrible iniquity of church schools
dear god what a life"

:o

Mine are:

Quinoa
Co-sleeping
Bark-sucking
Erm....that's it

(oh and arse-kissing, sorry boris )

mine are

eczema

transplants

how clumsey i am (ooooooo my nose lol)

Bark-sucking? Missed that thread. I've nibbled moss off an ancient stone circle, is it similar?

My specialist subjects are:
bottle-feeders are lazy and cruel
tories tories tories
anything about evangelism
let's objectify some men in an inappropriate fashion
what can I do with lentils?

you cannot type an asthma thread without georginaA's wonderful advice

also chapsman and health

Mine are:

• latkes
• Canada
• knitting
• what can I do with X random veg

Evening Franny

Mine are

Older men and their merits (specialist area Bradley Walsh)

Welsh sports 1982-present

Chavs and their place in todays society

Being arrogant, not knowing when to say sorry, and not caring about others feelings (the last one is now my ex-subject)

Older men

How to spice up your sex life

oh and Harry Potter!!

I forgot some :

the merits of slight/pale/short/elf like men
stuff about rabbits (esp stopping them shagging your foot)
and the joys of falafel

How do you stop rabbits from shagging your foot, hc?

We used to have a rabbit who shagged our (male) cats. It wasn't good.

vacuum cleaners
7-seaters
Which magazine

(I'm a things person, not a people person)

Lavendar

i want you to notice
when i'm not around

worms

Oh, I did get quite good at Judge Flounce

Googling for objects
80s lyrics
Juxtaposition threads
Silly rhymes (although not done one for a while !)

Style, makeup, Harry Potter and DTMFA (dump the mutha f*)ka already).

Everything. I am an expert on everything.

And even if I don't know, I still have an opinion.

Hi, soupy! How is the lovely girlie?

NQC you have to neuter them
then bond them with a bunny of the opposite sex
that's it really
except the bodning is actually surprisingly tricky

Ahem....

pest control
B/feeding (not tandem though)
Weaning (not for my DS though )
Dabble a little with Asthma, eczma and allergies
SPD & PND

Would like to add a disclaimer at this point
that whilst these are my specialist subjects, this does NOT necessarily mean i am in fact an expert.....