Having unnatural feelings towards my pet ferret

[weirdo]

should I see a shrink?

No invite him up your trouser leg on a more regular basis. Why not?

Oh ok

He does have very sharp teeth though, I have never been too into piercings

I think in any relationship you have to have a bit of give and take. For you to have him up your trouser leg you have to accept that he may like a little nibble.

HTH.

Thanks flossam that is very illuminating

He looks lovely in his hammock I just can't resist him

dont forget to give him lots of water to drink. (smirk)

You're not weird, you're sick. That's just unnatural and unpleasant and you really need to seek the most help you can find from the biggest helpiest person in the world.

No Hunker you are wrong. I reckon it is your post natal hormones dear. In a few months time, all these feelings will flood back.

don't f f frete weirdo i had a fling with a badger once .we knocked it on the head because he wanted to keep me up all night long.couldn't cope with the school run during the day

Shit. Have just remembered how lusty I got about my hamsters.

You're right, Floss...

Knocking a badger on the head s jsut plain cruel OD. Couldnt you ahve taken it to the vets

quite

Poor thing

you should seek help..you freak...guinea pigs i could understand, gerbils maybe, but ferrets, they smell, how could you find one attractive???

get help fast..before its too late.

you should seek help..you freak...guinea pigs i could understand, gerbils maybe, but ferrets, they smell, how could you find one attractive???

get help fast..before its too late.

Nowt wrong with ferets at all. Prefer weasels bats and spider myself but each to their own I say

Wonder how Richard Gere would feel about a ferret, him allegedly being so fond of gerbils and all that.

Well if Weirdo does decide Guinea pigs are the way to go I have one with a mankey cheek I would happily rent out for vets bills.

(This is very much a joke btw!!)