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Guess who kicked and head butted me yesterday?

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lucy5 · 20/02/2006 08:38

............... A giant Andalucian donkey. we took dd to a breeding sanctuary as there are only 120 of these donkeys left in Andalucia. They are huge as big as horses. Anyway we were in the young male paddock when they got a bit frisky. my mum ran pulling dd behind her and i got squashed between the gate and the frisky donkey who proceeded to kick my legs and head butt me, luckily only on my body not my head. 10 minutes before the guy had told us what gentle creatures they were. Yeah right! bloodydonkeys

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hunkermunker · 20/02/2006 08:39

Oh, I was hoping it'd be Michael Barrymore and he'd be on his way to celebrity jail, not a new bloody tedious series of "Awight! I appear to be a total tosser!".

Er...are you OK?

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lucy5 · 20/02/2006 08:40

Yes i'm fine just a little bruised. Has Barrymore got a new series then?

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hunkermunker · 20/02/2006 08:41

Hope not, but fear he will soon. He's an arse.

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lucy5 · 20/02/2006 08:43

Send him a ticket to the donkey sanctuary that should get rid of him!

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hunkermunker · 20/02/2006 08:47

Oh, that's a marvellous idea! Donkeys kicking "celebs" - could be called "You've been hoofed!"

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lucy5 · 20/02/2006 08:52

hahahahaha and hosted by Chantelle from bb as she looks like one!

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hunkermunker · 20/02/2006 08:59

It's a winner - we should pitch it

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lucy5 · 20/02/2006 09:11

We could George duberyer on there too because he is an ass!

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NannyL · 20/02/2006 09:30

OMG you poor thing

last time i went to the childrens animanl farm whre all the animals are usualyy kind and gentle the goose pecked me soo hard my finger bled!

i was just pleased it was me and not one of the kids!

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lucy5 · 20/02/2006 09:34

You are right, I have never seen my mum run so fast to get dd out of the way. Dh by the way was saying dont worry they are only frisky!!!!!!

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lucy5 · 20/02/2006 10:44

just had a shower and the back of one leg looks like Ive been kicked by a donkey! hahahaha

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lucy5 · 20/02/2006 17:17

bumping just to make you laugh!

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jac34 · 20/02/2006 17:34

Which one was it.I notice on the website they all have names,or didn't you have time to take in the colour of it's coat,etc.

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lucy5 · 20/02/2006 18:09

one with a big head , hahahaha

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Kidstrack2 · 20/02/2006 18:28

OMG i'm laughing but trying not to, poor you i bet you got a fright! I was on a school trip when younger visiting the zoo and we were approaching the Lambas and as soon as the ranger said watch dont go to close........ yes it spat at me, all over my face

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lucy5 · 20/02/2006 22:42

Eeuuww!!!!!!!!! i'd rather be kicked!

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