Watching Sunday morning TV with my two (is it called Smile? They have a knited bear and a new presenter who is very decorative but completely useless and keeps flicking her hair back in an irritating manner - "get a hair clip woman!") anyway, I digress.
They just had a phone-in competition and a girl won an Mp3 player. Did she express delight? Did she seem grateful? Did the words "thank you" utter from her lips?
No.
"How many gigabytes has it got?" was what she said.
Kids today! Sooooo rude! I'm turning into Victor Meldrew aren't I?