Yes i know you have a cold....Yes I know you have a sore eye.....No that does not mean you can lir around being pathetic all day.....No it does not mean you need waiting on hand and foot.....

[TambaTheTemptress]

Arrrrrghhhhhhhhh [tearing hair out emotion]

What more does he want?????

He is lolling around looking miserable, shoulders all slumped pathetically, talking in a whining miserable voice that irritates the life out of me, sniffing and sighing.....If hwes not careful im going to give him something to moan about grrrrr

Yes, i accidently poked him in the eye and yes im sure it does hurt....and NO i will not make you any more 'eye patches' out of tissue paper and plasters....

Yes you have a snotty nose....No i do not want to hear you snorting and whining about it...

Pull yourself together and be a man ffs!!!!!!

My DH is driving me mad.

I had to say that on here otherwise id have said it to him and Id have 'sulking' to add to my list.

Men!!!!!!

Tamba..... don't be a weirdy mum lol... go OUT!

Ha ha, does he limp as he walks as well?

Hes shuffling round the house in grandad slippers doinf my bloody head in.

I cant go out cause im supposed to be cooking the kids tea and putting them to bed.

I might chuck him out for a bit though - thats if hes not to ill (ffs its a snotty nose!!!!!!) but im not sure he could cope with the exertion.

His eye does look sore though - but i didnt meant to poke it!

Oh no, not shuffling! I bet he doesnt shuffle quite so much when your not looking.

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I might just have to kill him. I cant cope with the wimpness anymore.

The biggest turn off in a man is being a wuss!

I have been feeling sick all day and have stomach cramps, but am i moaning???nooooooooooooooo

Tell him if he doesn't get his act together you will poke him in the other eye.....

LGJ - as tempting as it sounds, i couldnt stand the moaning if i poked his other eye!

He has had me making patches for his eye with toilet tissue.... [loony emotion]

My dh says women have colds and men have life threating illnesses. Not in my bloody house they don't.

What does he need a patch for? Is it holding his eye in?

Cause it makes him look more like a 'victim' i think and hes hoping for sympathy

He says the light hurts it, looking out of it hurts it, the air hurts it...

(it is watering alot mind)

aaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I have a little bell he can borrow if you like then he wont have to shuffle to you he could ring it and you could bring him a fresh eyepatch/cup of tea/bed bath etc.

Dont push your luck Mister - I am anti men at the moment, if you value your eyes you should shhhhh or you will be looking like this

seriously if you have scratched the cornea he should have it checked out at A&E dont let him drive!

hmmmmm how would i know if it was scratched?

It actually got poked twice...

I did it by accident and then ds poked him in the eyes again this morning when he was having his nappy changed with his foot!

You heartless cow! It's flu not a cold for a start and to cap it all you've blinded him in one eye! Sheesh!

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You sounded just like him then soupy!

If he is that ill he goes to bed and keeps his head down ! lol at poking him the eye, talk about adding insult to injury. Man flu - pah !! What happens when you feel ill, world doesn't stop, does it ?

mine is the complete oppisite. His arm could be falling off, with a temperature of 102 and he would STILL say "I'm fine, I'm still going to work, no i do not need a doctor, I do not need paracetamol, i will sow my arm on when i have time." Arrrrggghhh!