An Ode To Daddy Cool....

[Pfer]

As you know DC is leaving these fair shores pretty soon (hopefull) so I was thinking that a few of you out there may want to say goodbye by way of a poetic verse type thing.

So ladies one line each please:

Away he goes, across the water...

I can still get a dead kitty picture if you'd like me to? I had a good one once that I saved as wallpaper on an colleagues pc when her cat died. She didn't appreciate it as much though.

I would just like to say, with all honesty and no offence intended etc blah blah that;

Rhubard.....you are weird!!!

she's not weird, she's eccentric.

ummm... yes show me the dead cat picture. I need cheering up

Guess the animal.

Pfer - why thank you!

thats gross!

LOL that's horrendous! You're a sicko!

... And you're a teacher teaching children!!?

PMSL

I love children! ('specially with brown sauce on!) cackle cackle!

I blame DC, he brings out the worst in me!

I quite like them rare. Just a BBQ flash fry on both sides to seal the juices in.

Teenagers are best fried I find.

yes but their poor diets give them a gamey taste. I like 5 year olds. They've lost alot of the baby fat but the meat is still tender and tasty.

Do you roast or boil?
We're gonna get lynched soon you know!

no, still a flash fry on the BBQ. A little bit of a tangy BBQ sauce basted on the top doesn't go a miss either.

You gotta add chillies and garlic, you just gotta!

I can see the thread title now "Does anyone else find DC and Rhubarb tasteless?"
To which the reply will be, "not if you add chillies and garlic!"