what pub name would best descibe you and partner?

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what would you call your cyber pub based on you and your partner?mine would be The Scatty and dozzey dickhead.Any more?

The Chalk and Cheese

The 'Why the f* did I marry him Inn' !

Horse and Rabbit

Hung like a ....
and Goes like a ....

In my dreams!!!!

The Knackered Arms (and Legs)

The Bitch and the bastard

The Miser and Spender

The knob and knockers

Spotty and Dotty.

His pub will be called the cock

The Fantasy Inn.

The Ar$e and Dragon!

The Moan and Grumble

Dumb and Dumber

The Nag and Cock

The Scouse & Gut

The Yob and Tart.

(That's what we call that awful pub in Gatwick airport that is always full of drunken yobs and tarts even at 7am!!!!!)

The sloth (me) and youth (him)

Am absolutely weeing myself at this thread ...
I think my favourite is Knob and Knockers ...
I really needed a laugh! Thanks girlies ...

CD, they're probably the flight crews!
My pub would be the Old Git and Garter

Last night it would have been The Cock Inn, phnar phnar

Sorry, v juvenile (sp?)

LOL Oliveoil you minx!!!

The lying twat

CD - am ttc!!!

FF - how about The Small Member?

The small member and bucket