This morning I realised for the first time in 5 years...

[Twiglett]

I was on Oxford Street without kids

how weird did that feel?

and how very very pleasant

I thought you wre going to say "... that it wasn't my birthday"

hey soupy .. christmas is finished dear ..

should I say it slower and louder for the hard of thinking?

Christmas ... is .. FINISHED

Not till 12th night oh birthday marmite snack

Although this one is tempting...

yeah I must have missed that passage in the bible then

and verrily it came to pass that on the twelfth night didst the dragon divest themselves of net-of-mums nameage

see what you mean

So, when do the Christmas decorations come down? Oh, that'll be 12th nght then. Unless you're a Bah Humbug marmite snack

Call that a tail? It's leaving crumbs everywhere.

was it christmas, I must have missed it

but the marvellous thing about my tail is it leaves crumbs on the first swish and then sweeps them into a nice tidy pile on the second

Whereas mine is good for thwacking crumbly snacks with.

By the way ...

Happy Birthday, Twiglett

yawn

ignore them they will go away, ignore them they will go away

it is like training hamsters, it really is

Shame I'm not a hamster then

Helllloooooo

Is this the Dragon end of year convention?

It is indeed.

Although it's going to confuse the hell out of most other posters...

Happy Birthday, Twiglett!

hey, I didn't realise they'd let you do this

See, everyone wants to be me

you mean everyone wants to be me

No, it's me

whatever [shrug]

ME I tell you! Everyone wants to be ME!