Slightly saucy photographs.....

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We are totally broke this year for christmas and I have only got DH a little pressie...

Also, Ive lost loads of weight recently and I think i look ok...

Also, as i used to work for Ann Summers I have loads on nice underwear, expensive basques and stuff...

So... I have decided to take some nice photos for DH as a pressie - Nothing rude or porographic, just showing a bit of cleavage and thigh..

I think the light in my room is too harsh though so was thinking of using lots of candles...

How can I make things 'look better'? (cover up stretch marks and make cleavge look better) Ive seen them on tele brush bronzer or something across the top of the chest?

We have a didgital camera and photo printer so thats not a problem and my sister will take the pictures for me tonight..

Good idea / bad idea?

Any tips or hints on how to photograph better?

Definatly not Porn photos!! just nice, hopeful a bit seductive ones...

Mucky caaa....

OI

fake tan and low lighting

bet you any money this it the thread the lorry drivers will be putting on their Watched Thread lists tonight

Ummmmmm...maybe you should slip out to the Newsagents for a copy of Razzle and look in the Readers' Wives section to see how not to do it

seriously though I think it's a very sweet idea, only wish my dh would be interested in photos of me, I went to his new office this week and there wasn't one picture of me when on display when his business partner has his wife's photo strewn about the place

Anyway, good luck and remember to put on lots of powder and concealer

Pics are a fab idea, not sure about sister taking them. Maybe offering DH a 'photo session' would be better, one where he takes the pics. Maybe box up the horniest bits of underwear and a camera, wrap up beautifully and let him come to his own conclusions on xmas morning. My DH would deffo prefer it that way.

WRT making bits and bobs look better. A light tan is always flattering. Bronzer in cleavage will make it appear deeper. Stockings look killer. Heels lengthen and slim your legs and lift your bum too.

plenty of candles is an excellent idea.

I basically have the whole of the Ann Summers catalogue (the last one not the new one) So there are maids/air hostess/nurses uniform etc although i dont know if im that brave!

yes I agree with NDP
sister taking photos may add a particular kind of frisson that you weren't aiming for, IYSWIM

He's a bloke after all

True, and I bet he would love to take the piccies although he may be more intrested in the readers wives approach that subtly seductive

Pmsl @ suzy!!!!!

If DH gets to take the photos then he gets to have a say in the poses, outfits etc, after all they are for his personal use, are they not ?

You might even find that you are prepared to go a little further than the 'bit of thigh' in the privacy of your own bedroom with DH and a bottle of wine...... But that's another thread entirely

LOL - definatly not one for member profiles!!

I did this once for dh - it was so funny. I had to balance the camera on some books on the ironing board - set the timer then run round the ironing board in me skimpies and pose.

He loved the piccies - bit embarrassing taking them to Boots though

LOL at having to take them to boots! How embarrasing

Luckily we have a photo printer thingy that cam with the camera.

rofl MT !!

Can't believe you've admitted that MT!

I, am staying schtum on this subject

Fab idea though

oh blimey nora, this thread has got lesbo incest written all over it now

neither can I!

My dh is a photographic printer - he never gets the rude ones since the advent of digital cameras!

PMSL

Can't see this one going on the homepage

Thank goodness for the dawning of digital photography eh, GDG ?!

Dp took some of me once, and he was really pleased with them.

I got cold feet though and got up and deleted them all the next morning.

Dp wasn't impressed

I cant find any shoes with heels!

(Not that im sorting through undies etc whilst mnning or anything )