Presents you don't want to find under the tree on Christmas morning

[marthamoo]

imitation dead ship's cat made with rabbit fur

From the same catalogue -

bit of old metal from HMS Victory

maybe i should get that for dp

naked duvet cover

\link{http://www.hammacher.com/publish/71852.aspI would hate a pair of these.}
How about a turd
Gift baskets
I am getting one of these to wear on Christmas day

I would hate a pair of these.

Don't want any of these either

or this - though I have a friend who would

This is depressing me. Can you all stop now please?

another elizabeth duke £5 silver/gold bracelet from my dad, or a gripper watch...from my dad. anything in fact designed for a 12 year old, from my dad. get with it dad, im nearing 30 and i dont wear watches, bracelets or even any kind of jewellery apart from my (one) earing and one silver ring which refuses to come off.