A chance to bid to spenfd the day with a mother of two and part time teacher.
The lucky winner will have the chance to spend a luxurious day with Matianbishop
Wake at 6.00 when the children jump all over you. get the chance to experience eating toast while running round the house finding PE kit, signing permission forms and yelling 'Get dressed!' over and over again.
Gasp with joy as you get transported through the rush hour traffic in a car that smells of farts and adrenaline as some bastard cuts you up on the run into school.
Enjoy the excitement as you run into school late, thrill as the lap top fails to load and you mutter 'Load you bastard' before year 7 arrive.
Enjoy a relaxing 15 minutes as every child in the class asks you to sign a form, locate a lunch box, or replace books that have been coverd in water, vomit or eaten by the hamster.
Delight in working with year 9, the sweatiest class in the year immediatly after lunch.
Enjoy a luxury ham sanwitch while swearing at the computer, the photocopier and the member of staff who has gone home sick, landing you with a cover last lesson of the day.
Fight through the traffic, cook tea, monitor the homework, all the time running round, picking up socks and bits of paper.
Collapse into bed at 9.00
What am I bid?