Children's toys that don't exist

[Pruni]

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My dd3 uses the lids of her cooking set pans to bf her dolls!!

that's the great thing about bf a doll though
no accessories and paraphenalia required
just stick it straight up your jumper

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god now there is a marketing opportunity in that one,...

[due date 13th November. I would like it today though. please. if it's not too much trouble. booooooored now.]

My dd3 age 2 sings twinkle twinkle as though she was a punk rock singer!!!

PMSL Pruni. Dss and I were discussing the commercial possibilitys of this a few weeks ago. We thought a nursing bra with breasts inside would work quite well . Dss and dp didnt think wed sell very many tho.

dd puts her doll to her belly button for some reason Strange child

Have video of dd1, aged c. 15 months, dancing to the Pixies. It was her favourite at the time.