How do you open a coconut?

[gingerbear]

It has been sitting in the fruit bowl for a week now, and we haven't a Ray Mears knife, machete or otherwise. Short of a powersaw, I don't have a clue.

Of course - I am filling it with fat and birdseed later!

am muching on coconut right now.
Yummy.

Perfect mumsnetting snack-et

Surely Lakeland must sell a gadget for openng coconuts ! [grn]