REALLY inappropriate present!

[QueenVictoria]

I cannot believe my mum has brought back from spain THE most inappropriate gift for my 2.6 year old DD. (Apart from leaving out my DS again - they didnt have anything suitable for babies apparently....)

She bought one of those noise reactive dancing doll things.

Except this one is a rastafarian complete with combat sarong, vest with marijuana leaf and huge reefer attached to fingers, that when activated Growls a la Barry White

OOOOoooohhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh do do do do Im just a love machine, do do do do im justs a love machine.

She bought it off some street trader apparently.

I only brought it home with me today coz 6 mth old DS likes to dance to it too

PMSL, could she get one for DH. He'd love one

Trust me - its very irritating after a very short while......

Then again...........how much for it?

Seriously????

Err 50p

Look you've gone and scared me now. am going to run away. It would probably look quite good next to the mouse with a knife though it ornament and the french waiter wine holder that we got from FIL! No, no, no ignore me...

Ha ha! What is it with parents and "gifts"

Its more than my lifes worth to give it away. Or sell it for that matter.

bump

PMSL
this has cheered me up no end
and please god, may my mum never EVER use the word pussy - aaaarghhhh!!

Please, everyone, stop throwing that word back at me its making me shrivel back into my chair!

Oh good old MN, you can always rely on them for a boneshaking laugh.

Lol at wa,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ing post.

Must say that next time I see DH fiddling with himself in the shower.

QV

Sorry but it has got to be said................Pussy

LSLGJ

The funny thing about the w*nking post scenario was that she accused the wrong brother and said it in front of his friends too.

PMSL nearly choked! Your mother sounds like something off shameless. How old is DD? Even though I found this amusing, one of my pet hates is unthoughtful presents. Do you think she might have got this just to piss you off? Also why leave ds out? Nasty!
Get her a vibrator for xmas and pretend you thought it was a fancy candle (?) She is obviously frustrated!

ah, just read WHOLE thread. Mum obviously just slightly mad, ignore my nasty comment.. sorry