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Snarl · 24/09/2005 18:48

Lots of you mums dads and your beloved offspring would profit if instead of spending half your waking lifes glued to a monitor you spent just a little time actually looking after your children.Walking around thinking of what your next contribution will be or who will reply to your last posting instead of living in the real world is creating a generation of orphans who rarely see the front of their mothers as they are always facing the screen.

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nutcracker · 24/09/2005 19:39

I thought he neant Rhubarb

myturn · 24/09/2005 19:39

Meant rhubarb, obviously.

nutcracker · 24/09/2005 19:40

LOL

myturn · 24/09/2005 19:40

Ooh, we posted at EXACTLY the same time Nutty!

SherlockLGJ · 24/09/2005 19:41

Listen Matey boy....................

I will have you know that during the halcyon days of the Judge Flounce implode, my DS learnt how to make jam sandwiches, a skill that will take him far in life.

Just as well he did as he would have starved otherwise.

All joking aside, MN is a release for lots of women and some reasonable men.

The problem is ???????????????????/

Rhubarb · 24/09/2005 19:42

Sorry about that, he rarely escapes to be honest, but he's back now. Just waiting for him to shit out the key so I can lock it again, hoping the gaffa tape will hold for now.

starlover · 24/09/2005 19:42

your wife and children would benefit from you not being such a patronising cunt

SherlockLGJ · 24/09/2005 19:43

Starlover, don't hold back tell it like it is

Snarl · 24/09/2005 19:43

exactly what point of the cycle are you at?

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WigWamBam · 24/09/2005 19:44

I can't say I've noticed any hairy arsed hookers around here recently ... unless that was a confession, snarl?

starlover · 24/09/2005 19:45

erm... apologies to rhubarb ... but really!

GeraldGiraffe · 24/09/2005 19:45

pmsl

skinnycow · 24/09/2005 19:46

is it really rhubarb's dh?

GeraldGiraffe · 24/09/2005 19:46

who knows? funny though!

nutcracker · 24/09/2005 19:47

Skinnycow - Can i undo that thing i did for you last night ???

SleepySuzy · 24/09/2005 19:47

Oh, I love Mumsnet!!

skinnycow · 24/09/2005 19:48

if it is, thank goodness our orphans have daddies who can look after their every need (unless they're glued to the tv or gawking at ICE mags!)

skinnycow · 24/09/2005 19:48

yes please nutty!

starlover · 24/09/2005 19:48

my orphan is fast asleep... his daddy is watching tv

starlover · 24/09/2005 19:49

snarl may also profit from purchasing a dictionary and taking some basic lessons in grammar

nutcracker · 24/09/2005 19:49

Ok....done

skinnycow · 24/09/2005 19:51

starlover - i had my arse kicked once on MN for saying something similar - be very careful !

weesaidie · 24/09/2005 19:51

Ha ha ha - great thread, it can't be for real though!

Luckily for me I am totally guilt free as dd is at her dads this weekend! Plus wasn't on last night as was attempting to have a social life...

Snarl · 24/09/2005 19:51

what a whore-nets nest I have stirred

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SherlockLGJ · 24/09/2005 19:51

Aha........ so Snarl is quite possibly a spotty teenager who excels at research.

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