hi im new to mumsnet an i htought id say hi

[Chillynips]

hi

Shall I pretend I don't know who you are, you know, kind of keep the mystery going a bit?

Welcome to MN, Chillynips! Can I sell you a bra?

yes haev you any btwt in odd sizes

bnwt

I've got some that have one AA cup and one DD cup (mad seamstress I employed to make them for me in my Chilean sweatshop).

Or some backless ones where she, sadly, took me literally. They have to be taped on.

hvae you oen fo these

hello, how many children have tyou got and what tyoe truck do you drive?

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I drive a leyland daf van

I have some lycra goods for sale which you might be interested in.

I don't sell hammocks

aha itll haev to be a no there

does it have girth?

look what happens with my tshirts

(god am sounding ik e AAA now)

If you're going to Troll successfully, I suggest you pay more attention to your typing!

You should be called toastynips then, surely?

he is still single i think, man with beard

Not practical for autumn.
Good for helping with the nork condition your name describes though.

good for school run tho

You've cheered me up. I have been suicidal since the New Orleans thread.

sunny hello

Hi!

Batwomen has been representing the Americans very well (she says as she sits with plastic ziplock bag over head).

no-one ever took any notice of michelle pfeifer (or whoever it was0 so dont worry {hug}

chillynoips

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I think what chillynips would really like is a big, welcoming {{{{{{{{{{{{{hug}}}}}}}}}}}}}