Dd was playing with her poo like it was play-do......

[Toothache]

.... Yesterday was hellish. Took the kids out for a walk, not realising how far we would end up walking! Ds slowed to a near stop half way to the bus stop. FINALLY got there only for the bus to arrive and be too busy to let us on with dd's buggy. No buses for another 40mins so had to WALK HOME! Ds was nearly in tears, so was I!!

Took us 40 minutes to walk home. Took dd's nappy off to let her sore bum breathe.... went to make her a bottle. Heard ds say "Oh that poo stinkS!"

I just froze in terror..... then snapped to my senses, ran through and found her squatting over the poo kneading it like play-do.... and laughing!

When she saw me she held her hands up and giggled... then toddled towards me after standing in it (we have an oatmeal coloured wool carpet).

I grabbed her and ran through to the kitchen..... TOO LATE... she had rubbed her eyes and hair with it!

sigh<

D'you think there will be any lasting damage (to her eyes and my sanity?)?

OMG!!! Nightmare!!!

I'm sure she'll be fine!

Skate - I was laughing about it hysterically when I was telling DH later on last night! You should have seen how proud dd was of herself! Like "Look Mummy, I can make my own play-do! How clever am I?"!

you should see my thread the other day.... ds did the same thing... only he sat and ate it!

Arghhh! At least she didn't eat it! The carpet will stink for ages - get some vanish, quick!

Snort. I know I shouldn't laugh toothy, I am sure she will be fine if a bit whiffy.
Dd's finest hour, also while on a bum-breather this summer, was to crap copiously in ds' toy helicopter and on the adjacent carpet. Not oatmeal but goldy/greeny flecked and therefore hard to be 100% sure every last stinky scrap was accounted for. Did I mention my most proper NCT ("my children never fart") friend was visiting at the time...
The helicopter has been scrapped. Luckily it was a very cheap one. Feel rather sad for the combat carl trapped inside at the time though...

my dd did a poo on Fairyfly's floor while going knickerless at the beginning of potty training.

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combat carl needs counselling

pmsl

Did she dip her dummy in it?

Hahahaaa Soupy! No... that was firmly lodged in her mouth even though she isn't ill.