top ten things that are best for a child

[stitch]

as per pruni's suggestion. here's hoping for a punch up.

Mummy not spending all day on MN.

Mummy having a job earning money to buy me toys because she didn't spend all her work time on MN

loadsa cash

lol

Mummy remembering my name because she didn't... (well, you get the idea)

but isnt the point of having kids being able to come on mn anddiscuss stuff?

Breastfeeding
Organic food
Weaning after 6 months and not before
Cloth nappies
Co-sleeping
Having a mother who doesn't work
Two parents who live together
Not being on benefits

Can't think of any more.

Do you think that will work, stitch?

mum who knows how to have a good time

Surely you mean having two parents who are married, snafu.

(That should fetch'em out)

hope so, but nobody argumentative seems to be about.
so, what are your opinions on all of those. i think organic is a wast of money.

You forgot
Don't snip the willy
Do strap them into their carseats
Don't let them go out by themselves
"Routine" is God

Oh god yes Gizmo, thank you. My sloppy childrearing standards peeking through there...

being rich

and being able to afford proper holidays in school holidays

yep, that marriage certificate is far more important than love and respect between the said two parents.

Never giving them a dummy?

"Schools are cr*p and mummy's little darling is always an angel"

That's not My Opinion, you understand!

never letting them near the idiot box. or letting them have playstations stuff etc

Oh but it is, snafu, don't forget the impact on the child of being a.....bastard

hush, dont say that word gizmo, the dc might read it.....

mine's a heathen bastard to boot

Parents who don't decorate their children's bedrooms are "boring".

blimey, that killed it

oh thank goodness qz

How about happy parents? Married, single, unmarried, divorced, gay, teenage, or whatever, but HAPPY with themselves and their lives. I would think that could be the one biggest factor in a child's life.

Sorry if this was just meant to be a joke thread! I thought it was quite interesting.

That rules me out then I'm bloody miserable