What is the most stupid thing your partner/husband has ever done?

[meggymoo]

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Mine (him with the amazing IQ and trained pilot!) set fire to the sleaves of his dressing gown when he was cooking breakfast one morning!

This was before I met him... but he decided to use a metal knife to dig out a bit of bread stuck in the toaster whilst it was still on!!

My dp once spent the WHOLEday taking the washing machine apart because it had conked out. I got home from work and simply asked - have you thought of changing the fuse?
He hadn't. I'm still a bit smug about that one.

Last year, he went out ang got v. drunk - drunk enough for someone to steal his credit card and spent almost £900 on it. He didn't even realise it was gone till the following afternoon!!!
He managed to get the money repaid quite quickly though, to be fair.

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When my dh goes out,which is VERY rarely he gets ROTTEN drunk-he once rung me at at 8am to tell me he was on a boat on the Thames,(not legally,I hasten to add!) and had been drinking Brandy all night-I shit myself!!

mine has flushed his watch down the toilet and driven over his laptop...

Ah,yes-dived in the sea with his best designer glasses on-what fun we had!!

Dropped a cup of tea all over the baby.

We then had Health Visitors phoning and visiting.

While he was a senior manager at the hospital.

These are all so very good! I can't think of anything my DH has done that could match these....

Given his expensive designer glasses to his ex girlfriend at a party, then been surprised when she 'lost' them.

(This was the girl he told he never wanted to get married, then met me and got me PG and engaged within 3 months!)