Let's all disappear up our own arses shall we?

[CountessDracula]

Well?

This is a thread for those who think that Oliveoil's thread about Mumsnet caving in about the the Milupa thread and the 459993838 other bloody threads about this topic should all be deleted so that we can GET ON WITH OUR LIVES

IT IS SO BORING

Now come on, that must provoke some response

Popcorn anyone???

Please, and a diet coke too.

I'm sorry, since having DS I'm too stiff to try those advanced yoga manouveres

anyone got the number for boden?

vagisil

Yeah, Stalover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its catching on.

Anyone got the number for vagisil?

where can i buy vagisil pasta?

I could fit the whole of MN up mine.

it is i am so intereted in my bulbs, do any of you ladies want a touch and tickle to feel how heavy they are?

I'll stay here thanks HughJars!

can someone pass the pickled crickets please. Popcorn not really my thing.

Cheers

OMG! I'm so blonde!

Can we have a rolling eyes emoticon I could really have used it this afternoon...

I've been wondering whether Johnnie Boden ever wonders how his ad is doing and searches for Boden on Mumsnet.

Think Johnnie (how can a grown man call hisself that) is too busy walking on the beach wearing multicolored striped elasticated waist lounging trousers and chatting up skinny birds called Octavia and Milupia who want to be ballet dancers when they grow up

Milupia? That sounds a bit like..

Hausfrau, tis I with the huge arse.

Is it?

Absolutely. I'm scaley right down to the tip of my tail'

And it took me about 10 minutes to get your name! Doh!

yours may be big, but mine is the prettiest

I remain amazed at how quickly Soupy can chnage her persona.

Does she have the record for the greatest number of nicknames yet?

Now that is pretty