Madonna, quit your inane crapulent squawking and your 'jumping on the latest bandwagon' songs...

[TwistOLemon]

...you're an old woman fgs. Plus every time I hear you on the radio I end up humming along...grrr

here here. well said TwistOLemon.

well sorry but she is not an "old woman" but
she is mutton dressed as lamb

She irritates the pants off me too- what's with all the porno poses on the album covers still, and in the videos? It looks so desperately attention seeking...if a twenty year old behaved liked this, I'd think they had "issues", but might grow out of it with the inner confidence that maturing brings, but the woman is 50 FGS !! I know her physical appearance is amazing for a woman of her age, but honestly, she looks like she would be the biggest PITA to spend any time around...

yike, I'm nearly as old as her and am not an old woman but she could learn a bit of decorum.

she's also got 'old lady mouth' - that pinched, hollow look that the elderly get, iyswim. Why not just age gracefully because the false teeth look is just weird with the tight, smooth skin. And I REALLY wish she'd put some fecking clothes on. I don't need to see her inner thighs.

tbh, one more facelift and she's going to have a full beard and moustashe!

she is an advert for not exercising

ok, she is not an old lady per se (I am heading towards her age anyway meself), but too old to be prancing round in lurex leotards. At least my hands aren't gnarled and wrinkled, and I spend most days up to my elbows in shit and piss. Just shows ya money can't buy everything.

Bitching about her personal appearance aside, it's the music which is getting to me now. She is constantly (jumping on the latest musical bandwagon) (can't get the strikethrough to work) re-inventing herself and she is an irritation.