As if we needed it, proof that Chris Martin is an utter goon

[MrsSprat]

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Blimey, Coldplay are so irksome.

He's a twat.

Listening to anything by Coldplay makes me depressed.

I love The Scientist, I have to admit

What a great whiny bedwetting WUSS. He needs a kick in the fanjo and a large vindaloo.

I heard that too bluefox - must be very stressful to try not to appear together in public.

The Scientist is alright, but why would we want to watch his big whingy face in the video?

He is no genius.

RH BUT HE IS AN AMAZING SINGER WANNA GO TO THEIR CONCERT. SCIENTIST IS THE BEST SONG EVER

sorry about the capitals

What an ARSE!!!

Great publicity for the new album

he's a twat and coldplay are shite

wanker

For God sake how can you go off in a huff on Front Row. How would he cope with Chris Moyles?

Coldplay are the most overrated band around at the moment.

Sj - agree completely. Its just whiney whiney drivel drivel!

What a big girls blouse

I can't be doing with Coldplay. Coldplayetoftripe.

I heart him think he's doable deffo. X and Y was patchy. Parachutes and rush of blood to the head and la vida are fabulous....
I really like him sorry. And his missus.

I always think he looks like he smells of wet dog

i don't like Coldplay, and I don't know why. I do like one of thier tracks, can't remeber the title.

When everyone was mad into them yrs back I just wasn't. I like al sorts of music, and I understand their music is 'good' not wimpy or not talented. There is just something lacking for me.

Can't bear him.

shudder

I loved them when they first came out and CM always came across as a rather nice chap.

All that bean noshing and yoga has gone to his head.

I've only just seen this. What a twat.

So, we can't ask you about your private life Chris? OK, that's fine. And we can't ask your about the music or lyrics? OK...

So; Chris Martin, how has male pattern baldness affected you?

The hilarity of him huffing - he said that he says stupid things sometimes and that he knows that radio four is the kind of place that is going to ask him about, shock horror, the things he says.

The hypocrisy of pretending to want to live in an intelligence led media and then having a hissy fit when met with less than utter fawning.

i love their music

thats it though

and as for gwyneth - they are well suited IMO

I remember interviews with Coldplay when X and Y came out and it was Chris Martin and another member of the band (tho I can't remember who, like he is the only member of coldplay or something) and he barely answered a question, but the other member came over as really nice and enthusiastic... I think CM maybe just really doesn't like interviews, is probably pushed into them (because people like me can only remember his name out of the whole band) and he'd just rather write and sing (and do yoga).

its the other stuff tho

like he refuses to be seen in public with his wife and children which makes him a prick