Weird /odd lyrics

[Glasgowgal200]

Hi, just wondering on what are the weirdest lyrics you have heard. One of mine is "what's she gonna look like with a chimney on her"!!!!!

"A squid eating dough in a Polyethylene bag Is fast and bulbous, got me?"

That was on in a pub recently. Dh said he always thought she was saying ‘Whats she gonna look like with a chimney on her’
I had to break it to him that he’s right!
One of the worst ones is Bellx1..You’re the chocolate at the end of my cornetto, I I love the way your underwire bra always sets off the X-ray machine.
I mean..wtf? Such shite

Oh and what about Katy Perry…Have you ever felt like a plastic bag?
Eh no I haven’t funnily enough.