Crackers you've read on MN

[MrsMarrio]

Just a bit of fun. I've read some really awful threads on MN, then there in the comments is that poster that says something hilarious. I've got a few stored in my head.

In relation to a cheat going to the OW - "they think the grass is greener on the other side because it's covered in bullshit'

A post about partner being friends with the opposite sex, someone told a story of their other half getting 'mentionitis' about another woman who turned out to be cheating

And my favourite, a poster had took back a guy after a few break ups to which someone responded 'that's like fishing shite out the toilet- just flush'.

Anybody else got comments stuck in their mind for any future reference that fits or just me

@LadyJaye Thank you, that was hilarious as is this thread. So glad I'm sitting here laughing to myself instead of getting anything at all done today! Much better use of my time :)

@TerribleLizard

One poster said she was dressing her baby to go out, and knew that the advice is the baby should be wearing one more layer than the adult, but she realised that they were wearing the same number of layers, but she thought the baby would be too hot with anything else. So she simply took one of her own layers off.

I think about that a lot.

Very late to this, but this just might be one of the best things I've ever read.

I am happy this has made it into Classics, full of Classics threads :)

Now we just need a new thread:

"What classic MN quotes and moments did you reminisce about in the classic 'Crackers you've read on MN' thread?"

There was an autocorrect one that killed me. It was a recipe thread and instead of Maltesers as one of the ingredients, it auto corrected to Maltese Refugees.

there was a fanny condensation thread?

I thought I was the only one!

No, not just you and me, vivariumvivariumsvivaria...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2775925-Fanny-condensation

What would we do without MN bringing us together?

That is a great thread, thank you for the link and laugh.

I've just spent the last hour learning about fanny condensation @PerkingFaintly
Laughed so hard I almost woke up DH. Thank you for sharing that MN classic cracker!

I was fascinated as I've never experienced it and didn't even know it was a thing. I guess I've not had the pleasure of this occurance because I have the hugest backside in the world...truly a freak of nature... think Kim Kardashian's butt combined with Nicki Minaj's...all muscle, no flab...I guess the shear thickness of it allows for airflow to pass through so any mistyness just evaporates before it gets to the seat. Boy, the troubles people are experiencing that we don't even know about😂

Ooh I hope this thread hasn't come to an end.
My offering was the mother-to-be OP, who had asked if anyone had experienced any surprises/shocks during labor or delivery that no one had warned them about. One PP said she didn't know that when checking how dilated she was, the med staff stuck their whole 'head up her vagina'! She posted afterworlds that she meant hand. By then too late, she had derailed the thread. One midwife PP had to reassure the OP that she had never stuck her head up anyone's vagina.

I haven’t RTFT yet, so apologies if this has already been mentioned.

One poster one wrote „I snapped and farted.“ It still makes me laugh.

There was a great thread I think that started in Jan2020
In which the poster asked what the secret is behind the Maltesers box. There were so many crackers throughout the whole thread...I never knew so many people had such strong feelings about their Maltesers...for some laughs go have a look for it in the search.

OML just remembered another one about the lady whose neighbour accidently gives her her vibrators!!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3688714-aibu-to-deny-all-knowledge-of-vibrator

@babbaloushka omg I am silently crying with laughter, tears streaming trying not to wake my sleeping baby reading the ham comment 😂

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2457862-to-kill-all-the-spiders

So many beauties here. I just revisited for the first time in 6 years and have been honk-laughing the whole way.